Sunday, September 2, 2007

Housework...ughhhh.

Dear Kitchen Goddess,

How do I get my dishes to stop breeding in my sink? They are worse than bunnies!

Signed,
Dishpan Hands

Dear Dishpan Hands,

I have a few suggestions for you.

  • Eat less food. Less meals = less dishes to wash.
  • Eat foods that require no utensils and no stonewear. Apples, oranges, plums, pears, carrots, cucumbers, tomatoes - in other words, foods that come with an edible wrapper that you can eat with your hands.
  • Live alone. Less people = less dishes.

Of course, these options would set you back about 1000 years and turn you into a lonely, yet extremely healthy, nomad type person.

Hope I helped.

Regards,
Kitchen Goddess

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