Dear Kitchen Goddess,
How do I get my dishes to stop breeding in my sink? They are worse than bunnies!
Dear Dishpan Hands,
I have a few suggestions for you.
- Eat less food. Less meals = less dishes to wash.
- Eat foods that require no utensils and no stonewear. Apples, oranges, plums, pears, carrots, cucumbers, tomatoes - in other words, foods that come with an edible wrapper that you can eat with your hands.
- Live alone. Less people = less dishes.
Of course, these options would set you back about 1000 years and turn you into a lonely, yet extremely healthy, nomad type person.
Hope I helped.